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😏Cheesy Pickup Lines😂

• ColonelCoburn Jul 26, 2013

  I'll lay down the first one that came to my mind. Your at a water park and you see a beautiful girl, you walk up and say "hey baby, is that the water making you wet or is it just me" lol heard that, sooo cheesy 😂😂😂
• Dunlap2041 Jul 26, 2013

  If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.

  If you were a booger, is pick you.

  Your legs are the word, so lets get out of here and spread the word.
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Jul 26, 2013

  I came from heaven, want me to take you there?
• Dunlap2041 Jul 26, 2013

  Did it hurt?
  Did what hurt?
  When you fell from heaven.
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Jul 26, 2013

  Dunlap2041 wrote:

  Did it hurt?Did what hurt?When you fell from heaven.

  Not really, I teleported. Pretty neat shit. 👍
• 4nick8r Jul 26, 2013

  Dunlap2041 wrote:

  Did it hurt?Did what hurt?When you fell from heaven.

  Did it hurt?
  What? When I fell from heaven? God, I've heard that!
  No, when you fell out ou the ugly tree, because it looks like you hit every branch on the way down.
• 4nick8r Jul 26, 2013

  If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Jul 26, 2013

  I'm the father, the son and the Holy Spirit...
  Wanna come to mine and play incest?
• 💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 Jul 26, 2013

  Ꭻ͜єѕ͛u͡ѕ wrote:

  I'm the father, the son and the Holy Spirit...Wanna come to mine and play incest?

  That's weird. And im not even religious!
• JohnR Jul 26, 2013

  Are u from Tennessee cus ur the only 10 I see
• nͥo͒bͣoͫdy Jul 26, 2013

  Ꭻ͜єѕ͛u͡ѕ wrote:

  I'm the father, the son and the Holy Spirit...Wanna come to mine and play incest?

  Dafuq? 😕
• Dunlap2041 Jul 26, 2013

  Ꭻ͜єѕ͛u͡ѕ wrote:

  Dunlap2041 wrote:

  Did it hurt?Did what hurt?When you fell from heaven.

  Not really, I teleported. Pretty neat shit. 👍

  I was not saying that to you:)
• PRIDE Jul 26, 2013

  👤nͥobͣoͫdy👤 wrote:

  Ꭻ͜єѕ͛u͡ѕ wrote:

  I'm the father, the son and the Holy Spirit...Wanna come to mine and play incest?

  Dafuq? 😕

  I believe the title said cheesy pick-up lines, not stupid pick-up lines.
• EastCoastKing Jul 26, 2013

  You wanna give me a blowjob while I take a dump?
• ColonelCoburn Jul 26, 2013

  JohnR wrote:

  Are u from Tennessee cus ur the only 10 I see

  Nice! That one was awesome bro!
• ColonelCoburn Jul 26, 2013

  PRIDE wrote:

  👤nͥobͣoͫdy👤 wrote:

  Ꭻ͜єѕ͛u͡ѕ wrote:

  I'm the father, the son and the Holy Spirit...Wanna come to mine and play incest?

  Dafuq? 😕

  I believe the title said cheesy pick-up lines, not stupid pick-up lines.

  👆😂😂😂😂
• Super Mario Jul 26, 2013

  Walk up to a girl in a club and say......

  "My mate fancies your mate, so I don't mind putting up with you for the night"
• 🔹aოɳɛʑ🔹 Jul 26, 2013

  You don't sweat much for a fat bitch
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Jul 26, 2013

  Wanna fuck?
  No
  Do you mind laying down while I have one then?
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Jul 26, 2013

  PRIDE wrote:

  👤nͥobͣoͫdy👤 wrote:

  Ꭻ͜єѕ͛u͡ѕ wrote:

  I'm the father, the son and the Holy Spirit...Wanna come to mine and play incest?

  Dafuq? 😕

  I believe the title said cheesy pick-up lines, not stupid pick-up lines.

  Sshh, just let it happen! 😉👍
• ɅɭɭMᗅNЯ Jul 26, 2013

  EastCoastKing wrote:

  You wanna give me a blowjob while I take a dump?

  Oh yes!!! So classy!
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Jul 26, 2013

  Wanna get nailed?
• ΘйэЂцмъВдѕтдяd Jul 26, 2013

  Ꭻ͜єѕ͛u͡ѕ wrote:

  Wanna get nailed?

  Or, I bet you I can whistle through my hand and you can't.😽💨
• 4nick8r Jul 26, 2013

  Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?
• dsd_spook Jul 26, 2013

  Can you pickup that cheese for me?
• ▪False▪ Jul 26, 2013

  Hey, girl. Wanna fuck?
  Um. Hell no. I have a boyfriend.
  Just because there is a goalie doesn't mean you can't score.
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Jul 26, 2013

  Wanna be part of the second coming?
• Kobestud Jul 27, 2013

  Were you raised on a farm because you sure know how to raise cocks.
• ColonelCoburn Jul 27, 2013

  Kobestud wrote:

  Were you raised on a farm because you sure know how to raise cocks.

  😂😂😂
• clone9786 Jul 27, 2013

  EastCoastKing wrote:

  You wanna give me a blowjob while I take a dump?

  Commonly referred to as a "blumpkin".
• ☠♔PRYMUS♔☠ Jul 27, 2013

  ColonelCoburn wrote:

  I'll lay down the first one that came to my mind. Your at a water park and you see a beautiful girl, you walk up and say "hey baby, is that the water making you wet or is it just me" lol heard that, sooo cheesy 😂😂😂

  Why do people do this? I am a female by the way and I can't believe any girl would respond to this. Lol a crazy girl I work with actually went out with the flirt guy that we work with because she thinks he thinks she's special because he always corted her. He corts everyone but she's the only idiot tha responded to this player.