Cheesy Jokes Contest!

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• Psych May 16, 2014

  Well, the title is pretty much explanatory. Just think of an appropriate joke that is cheesy. Stuff like knock-knock, conversations, or 'Yo Mamma' jokes are what I'm looking for.

  Here is mine:
  Two chocolate easter bunnies are talking. One is solid and the other is hollow. The solid one says " sometimes I wonder if there's anything in that head of yours." The other replies "I'd tell you if you weren't so thick."

  I'll post the top answers after sufficient jokes are recieved.
• ⚔₮Ħヨ ℳ₳Ϯ℟ⅈӿ⚔ May 16, 2014

  What do you call a hooker you pay with spaghetti?
  A pasta-tute
• шΞΛᔖΞĿ May 16, 2014

  Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
  A: She had no arms.

  Knock knock?
  Whose there?
  Not Sally.
• RARE May 16, 2014

  A classic joke of mine on palringo. Back when u could search for pics by using !! I would always join random rooms and say !!penis. Does this count as a cheesy joke?
• Psych May 16, 2014

  RARE wrote:

  A classic joke of mine on palringo. Back when u could search for pics by using !! I would always join random rooms and say !!penis. Does this count as a cheesy joke?

  Erm... No
• шΞΛᔖΞĿ May 16, 2014

  When life gives you melons.....you might be dyslexic.
• CΗΞΞ͒SΞ May 16, 2014

  A pair of antennae fell in love and eventually were married. The wedding wasn't that great but the reception was amazing!
• шΞΛᔖΞĿ May 16, 2014

  Q: What did the deer say when he left the gay bar?
  A: I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there.
• 💫King Leonidas💫 May 17, 2014

  What do gay horses eat ?

  🐎Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy🐎
• ZRAYGO May 17, 2014

  Hmmm. Cheesy joke...

  A wife sends her husband to the local market for cheese. The husband goes to the market and sees this wheel of cheese rolling down the street, so he picks it up and takes it home to his wife. His wife asks him what the hell kind of cheese is this? It's nacho cheese the man replies. She says nacho cheese, how do you know this is nacho cheese? The man replies, the black man running behind me kept yelling "that's nacho cheese, that's nacho cheese!"
• Psych May 17, 2014

  ★WΞΛSΞL★ wrote:

  When life gives you melons.....you might be dyslexic.

  So far, this is the best one.
• SammMMM- May 19, 2014

  Psych wrote:

  ★WΞΛSΞL★ wrote:

  When life gives you melons.....you might be dyslexic.

  So far, this is the best one.

  Agreed
• Bumblebee🐝 May 19, 2014

  What kind of stick can a dog not put down?

  A glue stick.
• Bumblebee🐝 May 19, 2014

  Why did Jason eat the lamp?

  Because he wanted a light snack.
• шΞΛᔖΞĿ May 19, 2014

  Q: How does Moses make his tea?
  A: Hebrews it.
• ⚔₮Ħヨ ℳ₳Ϯ℟ⅈӿ⚔ May 19, 2014

  Sure there are plenty of fish in the sea but until then I'm stuck here holding my rod
• шΞΛᔖΞĿ May 19, 2014

  Q: What is a ducks favorite drug?
  A: Quack
• шΞΛᔖΞĿ May 27, 2014

  So, am I the winner?
• Toadilicious Jun 1, 2014

  A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks, " Why the long face?
• ΘйэЂцмъВдѕтдяd Jun 1, 2014

  A sadist and a masochist meet.
  The masochist says, "Hurt me, hurt me," and the sadist replies , "No."
• SammMMM- Jun 9, 2014

  Knock knock
  Who's there?
  Doctor.
  Doctor who?
• SammMMM- Jun 9, 2014

  So a woman drives into a bar...
• 💫Midgard💫 Jun 9, 2014

  ★WΞΛSΞL★ wrote:

  Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing?A: She had no arms.

  Knock knock? Whose there?Not Sally.

  Harsh by funny
• SammMMM- Jun 9, 2014

  Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates every Sunday night?

  Because he's married.
• SammMMM- Jun 9, 2014

  My girlfriend cuddled up to me after sex. "Have you ever thought about....you know....children?" she asked.

  Fuck, I thought. How does she know?
• ▪False▪ Jun 24, 2014

  So what you're looking for... Are Dad Jokes.

  Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

  Because the P is silent.

  --False

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