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💀250 Ways to Die💀

• шΞΛᔖΞĿ May 5, 2015

  Saw this game in TW, thought I'd bring it to life here to help break the monotony.

  You post a way to die about the person above you. NO COPYING OTHER DEATHS!!! When you're done, tell how many more deaths until we reach 250!!! You can post multiple times, but not twice in a row. So, how will I perish?
• 4nick8r May 5, 2015

  The transvestite hooker you paid extra for because he had in impish smile will become enraged when you casually mention that he has "man hands". This will lead to trauma that hasn't been spoken of since Lerena Bobbitt. The ensuing blood loss will lead to fuzzy thinking, causing you to propose to Bambi Lambert. The resulting hug will accidentally break 3 ribs, lacerating your spleen & sealing your fate.
  249 to go.
• 👥༌β⁕ввея༌ᏭᏭᏎ™ May 5, 2015

  You walked down the street to your favorite coffee shop to get their new salted caramel macchiato. You sat there for 30 minutes on your Apple Macbook Pro, editing your powerpoint presentation on whale sperm and how it's used. A meteor lands on the coffee shop.
  248 to go.
• [dday] May 5, 2015

  🏂You got impaled on the rotor blade of a crashed helicopter on a snowboarding trip after it was awesomely taken down by a guy using nothing but his 🎿skis🎿. You die instantly.
  247 to go.
• 🌟 ℕᎾℛᏆℋ💫ЅᏆᎯℛ 🌟 May 5, 2015

  Food poisoning
  246 to go
• Farewell! May 5, 2015

  You went to your friendly local Pharmacist and asked for a flu shot (God knows we all need those) even though flu season is over! The Pharmacist finally snaps from being over-worked and decides to inject you instead with morphine. Thought being that at least someone is going to have a pleasant afternoon. Only problem, your allergic to it and you perish from anaphylactic shock!
  245 to go
• [dday] May 5, 2015

  Your spinal cord is accidentally severed by a stray boomerang.
  244 to go
• 👥༌β⁕ввея༌ᏭᏭᏎ™ May 5, 2015

  Peanuts.
  243 to go.
• V҉A҉N҉🍁 May 5, 2015

  You contract SIDA afther a one night trip without protection...😩
  242 to go
• шΞΛᔖΞĿ May 5, 2015

  You died after being stabbed at an illegal cock fight....by one of the birds that had a knife attached to its leg. 🐓🔪
  241 to go.
• ѵ ɪ ʟ ʟ ʌ͒ ɪ и May 5, 2015

  ⚔шΞΛᔖΞĿ⚔ wrote:

  You died after being stabbed at an illegal cock fight....by one of the birds that had a knife attached to its leg. 🐓🔪241 to go.

  Cock sentenced to life in prison
• 4nick8r May 5, 2015

  ˹ ƶ є я ɵ ˼ wrote:

  ⚔шΞΛᔖΞĿ⚔ wrote:

  You died after being stabbed at an illegal cock fight....by one of the birds that had a knife attached to its leg. 🐓🔪241 to go.

  Cock sentenced to life in prison

  💍 = same difference
• 🌟 ℕᎾℛᏆℋ💫ЅᏆᎯℛ 🌟 May 5, 2015

  4nick8r wrote:

  ˹ ƶ є я ɵ ˼ wrote:

  ⚔шΞΛᔖΞĿ⚔ wrote:

  You died after being stabbed at an illegal cock fight....by one of the birds that had a knife attached to its leg. 🐓🔪241 to go.

  Cock sentenced to life in prison

  💍 = same difference

  😂
  Anyways... Choked on the chickens leg🍗
  240 to go
• 👥༌β⁕ввея༌ᏭᏭᏎ™ May 5, 2015

  Died laughing at the guy who choked on the chicken leg.
  239 to go.
• шΞΛᔖΞĿ May 6, 2015

  Beaten to death with his wooden leg.
  238 to go.
• 🌟 ℕᎾℛᏆℋ💫ЅᏆᎯℛ 🌟 May 6, 2015

  Stepped on a rusty nail and couldn't afford a tetanus shot
  237 to go
• [dday] May 6, 2015

  You endure a long, slow process of having your skin worn off by the elements as you lay on the ground, in a yard full of homeless people who won't so much as look at you. One day, one of them accidentally steps on you, and your suffering is put to an end, covered in blood.
  236 to go.
• 🌟 ℕᎾℛᏆℋ💫ЅᏆᎯℛ 🌟 May 6, 2015

  You slip in the bathtub, get paralyzed, and starve to death.
  235 to go
• [dday] May 6, 2015

  You die peacefully in your sleep.
  234 to go.
• Real MF May 6, 2015

  The robots finally come for you. You now of course regret ignoring Sam Waterston's commercial and rue the decision not to buy the insurance.

  233 to go
• [dday] May 6, 2015

  You get hit on the head by a guy wielding a lamp as a weapon in a dark alley. You suffer a concussion and die before reaching hospital.
  232 to go.
• 👥༌β⁕ввея༌ᏭᏭᏎ™ May 6, 2015

  Louis C.K. killed you and stole your opium suppositories.
  231 to go.
• 4nick8r May 6, 2015

  You are killed with the candle stick, in the library, by the butler.
  230 to go.
• шΞΛᔖΞĿ May 6, 2015

  You are the butler, and die via lethal injection.
  229
• ՍИƉΞЯΤΑΚΞЯ ⁶⁵ May 6, 2015

  Mauled by a swarm of bees
  228 left
• CrabMasterFlex May 7, 2015

  Covered with honey from the bees then tied up and left on an ant hill where they eat you alive
  227 left
• 🌟 ℕᎾℛᏆℋ💫ЅᏆᎯℛ 🌟 May 7, 2015

  Trip on shoelaces👞, fall 3 flights of stairs
  226 left
• Farewell! May 7, 2015

  You were crushed by the guy who just fell down those stairs!
  225 left
• шΞΛᔖΞĿ May 7, 2015

  👥 StowRPh 👥 wrote:

  You were crushed by the guy who just fell down those stairs!225 left

  That's a good one!
• [dday] May 7, 2015

  Hit in the head by a rocket-propelled coffin.
  224 left.
• 🌟 ℕᎾℛᏆℋ💫ЅᏆᎯℛ 🌟 May 7, 2015

  Old west gun fight. You are a quicker draw, but forgot to load your gun that morning. Other guy shoots you🔫