The Night Before Christmas

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• ReclaimerHero Dec 25, 2017

  ‘Twas the night before Christmas
  And all through the house
  Everyone felt shitty,
  Even the mouse
  Mom on the toilet
  Dad smoking grass
  I had just settled down
  For a nice piece of ass

  When out on the roof
  I heard such a clatter
  I sprang from my piece
  To see what was the matter
  Out on the roof
  I saw some old prick.
  I knew in a moment,
  It must be St Nick.

  He came down the chimney
  Like a bat out of hell
  I knew in a second
  The fucker had fell.
  He filled all the stockings
  with whisky and beer
  And a large rubber dick
  For my, brother the queer.

  He rose up the chimney
  With a thundering fart
  The son of a bitch
  blew my chimney apart
  He swore and he cussed
  As he rode out of sight.

  Piss on you all,
  It’s been a hell of a night.
• ΞBΞN͒ΞZΞЯ Dec 25, 2017

  Bah humbug!!
• ☣Alexander☣ Dec 25, 2017

  Lmao this is wonderful

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