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• Sir Duckface Jul 13, 2013

  Yo momma's so poor, she can't even afford free samples.
• 🔥ace🔥 Jul 13, 2013

  Yo mama is so fat I have to take a plane and two buses to get on her good side..
• 💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 Jul 13, 2013

  Your mamas so sexy, she gave me a boner.
  True story. I fucked a mom in HS. She wasnt a friends mom or anything. She was one of those "hip" moms who let their daughter throw crazy parties. Like the weirdo mom who drinks with the underage kids at her house. It was pretty top ten honestly.

  Oh and I was 18ish at the time i think. Cant actually totally recall my age....
• 💫King Leonidas💫 Jul 13, 2013

  Your momma is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
• 🐝The Swarm🐝 Jul 13, 2013

  Yo mammas so fat she wore a Malcolm X Tshirt and 6 parachutists landed on her.
• MatPowers Jul 13, 2013

  Yo Momma so fat that when God said "Let there be light," she had to roll over!
• Squatf Jul 14, 2013

  Your moms so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
• SLiNKY Jul 14, 2013

  💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 wrote:

  Your mamas so sexy, she gave me a boner.True story. I fucked a mom in HS. She wasnt a friends mom or anything. She was one of those "hip" moms who let their daughter throw crazy parties. Like the weirdo mom who drinks with the underage kids at her house. It was pretty top ten honestly.

  Oh and I was 18ish at the time i think. Cant actually totally recall my age....

  Why is it you're always the one with the "What the heck?" Stories? XD