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  • ัˆฮžฮ›แ”–ฮžฤฟ

    Saw this game in TW, thought I'd bring it to life here to help break the monotony.

    You post a way to die about the person above you. NO COPYING OTHER DEATHS!!! When you're done, tell how many more deaths until we reach 250!!! You can post multiple times, but not twice in a row. So, how will I perish?

  • 4nick8r

    The transvestite hooker you paid extra for because he had in impish smile will become enraged when you casually mention that he has "man hands". This will lead to trauma that hasn't been spoken of since Lerena Bobbitt. The ensuing blood loss will lead to fuzzy thinking, causing you to propose to Bambi Lambert. The resulting hug will accidentally break 3 ribs, lacerating your spleen & sealing your fate.
    249 to go.

  • ๐Ÿ‘ฅเผŒฮฒโ•ะฒะฒะตัเผŒแญแญแŽโ„ข

    You walked down the street to your favorite coffee shop to get their new salted caramel macchiato. You sat there for 30 minutes on your Apple Macbook Pro, editing your powerpoint presentation on whale sperm and how it's used. A meteor lands on the coffee shop.
    248 to go.

  • [dday]

    ๐Ÿ‚You got impaled on the rotor blade of a crashed helicopter on a snowboarding trip after it was awesomely taken down by a guy using nothing but his ๐ŸŽฟskis๐ŸŽฟ. You die instantly.
    247 to go.

  • ๐ŸŒŸ โ„•แŽพโ„›แ†โ„‹๐Ÿ’ซะ…แ†แŽฏโ„› ๐ŸŒŸ

    Food poisoning
    246 to go

  • Farewell!

    You went to your friendly local Pharmacist and asked for a flu shot (God knows we all need those) even though flu season is over! The Pharmacist finally snaps from being over-worked and decides to inject you instead with morphine. Thought being that at least someone is going to have a pleasant afternoon. Only problem, your allergic to it and you perish from anaphylactic shock!
    245 to go

  • [dday]

    Your spinal cord is accidentally severed by a stray boomerang.
    244 to go

  • ๐Ÿ‘ฅเผŒฮฒโ•ะฒะฒะตัเผŒแญแญแŽโ„ข

    Peanuts.
    243 to go.

  • Vา‰Aา‰Nา‰๐Ÿ

    You contract SIDA afther a one night trip without protection...๐Ÿ˜ฉ
    242 to go

  • ัˆฮžฮ›แ”–ฮžฤฟ

    You died after being stabbed at an illegal cock fight....by one of the birds that had a knife attached to its leg. ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ”ช
    241 to go.

  • ัต ษช สŸ สŸ สŒอ’ ษช ะธ

    โš”ัˆฮžฮ›แ”–ฮžฤฟโš” wrote:

    You died after being stabbed at an illegal cock fight....by one of the birds that had a knife attached to its leg. ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ”ช241 to go.

    Cock sentenced to life in prison

  • 4nick8r

    หน ฦถ ั” ั ษต หผ wrote:

    โš”ัˆฮžฮ›แ”–ฮžฤฟโš” wrote:

    You died after being stabbed at an illegal cock fight....by one of the birds that had a knife attached to its leg. ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ”ช241 to go.

    Cock sentenced to life in prison

    ๐Ÿ’ = same difference

  • ๐ŸŒŸ โ„•แŽพโ„›แ†โ„‹๐Ÿ’ซะ…แ†แŽฏโ„› ๐ŸŒŸ

    4nick8r wrote:

    หน ฦถ ั” ั ษต หผ wrote:

    โš”ัˆฮžฮ›แ”–ฮžฤฟโš” wrote:

    You died after being stabbed at an illegal cock fight....by one of the birds that had a knife attached to its leg. ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ”ช241 to go.

    Cock sentenced to life in prison

    ๐Ÿ’ = same difference

    ๐Ÿ˜‚
    Anyways... Choked on the chickens leg๐Ÿ—
    240 to go

  • ๐Ÿ‘ฅเผŒฮฒโ•ะฒะฒะตัเผŒแญแญแŽโ„ข

    Died laughing at the guy who choked on the chicken leg.
    239 to go.

  • ัˆฮžฮ›แ”–ฮžฤฟ

    Beaten to death with his wooden leg.
    238 to go.

  • ๐ŸŒŸ โ„•แŽพโ„›แ†โ„‹๐Ÿ’ซะ…แ†แŽฏโ„› ๐ŸŒŸ

    Stepped on a rusty nail and couldn't afford a tetanus shot
    237 to go

  • [dday]

    You endure a long, slow process of having your skin worn off by the elements as you lay on the ground, in a yard full of homeless people who won't so much as look at you. One day, one of them accidentally steps on you, and your suffering is put to an end, covered in blood.
    236 to go.

  • ๐ŸŒŸ โ„•แŽพโ„›แ†โ„‹๐Ÿ’ซะ…แ†แŽฏโ„› ๐ŸŒŸ

    You slip in the bathtub, get paralyzed, and starve to death.
    235 to go

  • [dday]

    You die peacefully in your sleep.
    234 to go.

  • Real MF

    The robots finally come for you. You now of course regret ignoring Sam Waterston's commercial and rue the decision not to buy the insurance.

    233 to go

  • [dday]

    You get hit on the head by a guy wielding a lamp as a weapon in a dark alley. You suffer a concussion and die before reaching hospital.
    232 to go.

  • ๐Ÿ‘ฅเผŒฮฒโ•ะฒะฒะตัเผŒแญแญแŽโ„ข

    Louis C.K. killed you and stole your opium suppositories.
    231 to go.

  • 4nick8r

    You are killed with the candle stick, in the library, by the butler.
    230 to go.

  • ัˆฮžฮ›แ”–ฮžฤฟ

    You are the butler, and die via lethal injection.
    229

  • ีะ˜ฦ‰ฮžะฏฮคฮ‘ฮšฮžะฏ โถโต

    Mauled by a swarm of bees
    228 left

  • CrabMasterFlex

    Covered with honey from the bees then tied up and left on an ant hill where they eat you alive
    227 left

  • ๐ŸŒŸ โ„•แŽพโ„›แ†โ„‹๐Ÿ’ซะ…แ†แŽฏโ„› ๐ŸŒŸ

    Trip on shoelaces๐Ÿ‘ž, fall 3 flights of stairs
    226 left

  • Farewell!

    You were crushed by the guy who just fell down those stairs!
    225 left

  • ัˆฮžฮ›แ”–ฮžฤฟ

    ๐Ÿ‘ฅ StowRPh ๐Ÿ‘ฅ wrote:

    You were crushed by the guy who just fell down those stairs!225 left

    That's a good one!

  • [dday]

    Hit in the head by a rocket-propelled coffin.
    224 left.

  • ๐ŸŒŸ โ„•แŽพโ„›แ†โ„‹๐Ÿ’ซะ…แ†แŽฏโ„› ๐ŸŒŸ

    Old west gun fight. You are a quicker draw, but forgot to load your gun that morning. Other guy shoots you๐Ÿ”ซ

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