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  • SLiNKY

    Turns out that helicopter collapsed above a subway line in New York. You're on a subway traveling down the rail on your way to work when suddenly the ceiling collapses and the subway train collides with the debris. You were one of the unfortunate passengers on board to be killed.

    83 to go

  • TΞ›Ν’T

    Your a bum sleeping on a bench in the subway when all the sudden you hear a loud crash and explosion. Next thing you know one of the derailed train cars coming sideways down the tracks crushes you and kills you
    82 to go

  • [dday]

    You're a paramedic, the first responder to a clusterfuck collision between a train and a helicopter that somehow happened in central New York City. You park the ambulance on the surface and head down into the ruins to see if you can save any lives, when the weakened roof caves in and causes the ambulance to fall on your head.
    81 remaining.

  • ΞžΞ›Ν’TINDΞžΞ›DBIΠ―DS

    While running from an explosion that occurred a few streets away, you notice a delicious looking pidgeon carcass in the gutter.You pick it up and take a sniff.The fragerance is potent, and you cant resist taking a bite.The feathers are perfectly ripe, you can tell by the flies, which add a little protein and flavor of their own.While considering your incredible luck, having escaped another(assumed)alien attack, and stumbling upon such a fancy meal,you can't help but to let out a laugh.Mid-ha, a previously undetected wingbone catches in your windpipe and you begin choking.Feathers soon catch on the bone, and you have trouble breathing.As you scramble looking for a savior, you stuff the pidgeons head in your mouth, so you can gesture with both arms and not lose your meal.The crowds of people scatter and you just cant figure why.So you run from person to person, dead bird dangling, waving your arms trying to get some help.They are clearly jealous, you think, and your brain shuts off due to lack of oxygen
    80 left

  • 🌟 β„•αŽΎβ„›α†β„‹πŸ’«Π…α†αŽ―β„› 🌟

    Walkin' down a sketchy alley with your gold watch a rockin, some huge diamond bling, and 200 dolla' shoes sitting on yo feet. The neighborhood punks want in on your swag and decide to mug you for it. They beat the shit out of you with fists, steel pipes, and baseball bats. Pain surfaces everywhere on your body, you fall to your knees and roll into fetal position but the beating intensifies. You black out, waking up stripped of all your wealth and having a broken back. Nobody comes to your aid and you die of hypothermia on the wet, cold, east coast night. A homeless guy takes a piss on your corpse.
    79 left

  • [dday]

    CERN accidentally creates a black hole during one of their experiments (despite this being virtually impossible), which is promptly pulled to the centre of the Earth by gravity. It eats the matter around it, causing exponentially larger seismic activity as it grows over the next few minutes, eventually causing spaghettification in all those who have survived the cataclysms on the surface. You, however, are not so fortunate to die this awesome death, and have a bridge collapse on you just as the earthquakes begin.
    78 left.

  • Ρ΅ Ιͺ ʟ ʟ ΚŒΝ’ Ιͺ ΠΈ

    [dday] wrote:

    CERN accidentally creates a black hole during one of their experiments (despite this being virtually impossible), which is promptly pulled to the centre of the Earth by gravity. It eats the matter around it, causing exponentially larger seismic activity as it grows over the next few minutes, eventually causing spaghettification in all those who have survived the cataclysms on the surface. You, however, are not so fortunate to die this awesome death, and have a bridge collapse on you just as the earthquakes begin.78 left.

    Interesting 😧

  • SLiNKY

    You're an alien flying by earth when suddenly earth becomes a black hole. You and your entire crew get sucked in.

    77

  • Π¨ΓŽΕΔΞ£ΠœΞ›Π™

    You're flying home alone from an awesome vacation when the pilot who's been flying almost non stop passes out while the co-pilot is in the can taking a piss. The other co-pilot notices what happened and rushes to the pilots aid only to trip on his shoelace and falls face first into the controls and dislodges the auto pilot and knocks himself out. The plane dives and almost crashes into the side of a mountain but lucky the first co-pilot has finished his business and reaches the controls just in time to avoid disaster and eventually lands the plane and nobody is hurt. You however were eating an in flight meal when the plane took a dive and choked to death on your piece cupcake piece and nobody seemed to notice cause everyone was fearing the worst for themselves.
    76 to go.

  • 🌟 β„•αŽΎβ„›α†β„‹πŸ’«Π…α†αŽ―β„› 🌟

    Dipnetting when a wave floods your waders. A king salmon gets caught in your net at the same moment and pulls you out to sea. It was a rainy day so nobody notices the action. You either drowned or died of hypothermia, it couldn't be determined.
    75 to go

  • [dday]

    You're the costar in the new Nicholas Cage movie, where his face gets swapped with the Declaration of Independence, where you accidentally get trapped inside an actual cage. That doesn't worry you, because you have the key, but the cage is unfortunately filled with lions. You get killed in the next few seconds.
    74 to go.

  • 🌟 β„•αŽΎβ„›α†β„‹πŸ’«Π…α†αŽ―β„› 🌟

    You die of alchohol poisoning during a way too crazy party.
    73 to go

  • [dday]

    You die of Zyklon B poisoning during a way too crazy shower.
    72 to go.

  • πŸ‘₯ΰΌŒΞ²β•Π²Π²Π΅ΡΰΌŒα­α­αŽβ„’

    You die from flourosis, your teeth and bones became so brittle they crumbled like dust. Shouldn't have put fluoride in the water...
    71 to go.

  • 🌟 β„•αŽΎβ„›α†β„‹πŸ’«Π…α†αŽ―β„› 🌟

    Wearing shades at night cuz your so cool and you don't notice the uncovered manhole in your path. You fall, and are left unconscious, heavy rain the next morning drowns you.
    70 to go

  • TΞ›Ν’T

    You are working down in the manhole when some idiot wearing shades at night walks past the cones and falls in the manhole on top of you. You get both legs broken and have the guy unconscious under you now. Heavy rains flash flood the sewer. The other guy drowns but you float on top of his body and survive just to be eaten by rats that got washed down the sewer
    69 is fun

  • 4nick8r

    TΞ›Ν’T wrote:

    You are working down in the manhole when some idiot wearing shades at night walks past the cones and falls in the manhole on top of you. You get both legs broken and have the guy unconscious under you now. Heavy rains flash flood the sewer. The other guy drowns but you float on top of his body and survive just to be eaten by rats that got washed down the sewer69 is fun

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ well played sir.

  • 🌟 β„•αŽΎβ„›α†β„‹πŸ’«Π…α†αŽ―β„› 🌟

    Fall off of your deck at a dinner party because some woodpecker weakened the railing you were leaning on the night before.
    68 to go

  • [dday]

    There's an explosion in a timber factory next door to where you live. Unfortunately, this explosion causes you to get some wood in your pecker, and you shoot yourself to stop the pain.
    67 to go.

  • SLiNKY

    Turns out the devil is real. You've done so many evil things he decides to come take you early.

    66 (6)? to go.

  • 🌟 β„•αŽΎβ„›α†β„‹πŸ’«Π…α†αŽ―β„› 🌟

    A tree falls on your head while hiking your favorite trail. Needless to say, it wasn't your luck day.
    65 to go

  • πŸ‘₯ΰΌŒΞ²β•Π²Π²Π΅ΡΰΌŒα­α­αŽβ„’

    You were mountain biking when you hit a patch of loose dirt in a turn, causing you to lose traction and slam into a tree. Your head hit a branch and you break your neck.
    64 to go.

  • 🌟 β„•αŽΎβ„›α†β„‹πŸ’«Π…α†αŽ―β„› 🌟

    You piss off the mafia. Use your imagination with what happens next
    63 to go

  • [dday]

    You piss on the mafia. Use your imagination with what happens next
    62 to go.

  • 🌟 β„•αŽΎβ„›α†β„‹πŸ’«Π…α†αŽ―β„› 🌟

    You piss on an electrical fence. Your penis is roasted like a hot dog and the birds devour your fried body. Only the cows whiteness your death and even they don't give it much consideration.
    61 to go

  • SLiNKY

    Someone pulled the ol' "There's a snake in ma boot!" Prank on you. Unfortunately, the people who put the snake in the boot weren't very educated in snakes, so they let the first snake they saw slither into the boot. (They live in Australia. Let your imagination roam free as to what kind of snake went in the boot.)

    60

  • 🌟 β„•αŽΎβ„›α†β„‹πŸ’«Π…α†αŽ―β„› 🌟

    Get caught up in a fishing net while scuba diving. The struggle knocks your mask off and you drown amongst the daily catch. When you surface on the boat the fishermen decide to can you with the Rest of the fish and your body finds its way to store shelves in a shiny, tin casket with a "chicken of the sea" label running down the side.
    59 to go

  • πŸ‘₯ΰΌŒΞ²β•Π²Π²Π΅ΡΰΌŒα­α­αŽβ„’

    Your pet stallion has been sexually frustrated for the past three years. He finally cracked and decided to take it out on you. I'll keep up the theme of "use your imagination" as to how exactly you die.
    58 to go.

  • ΡˆΞžΞ›α”–ΞžΔΏ

    Whilst chasing a bird and anvil fell from the sky and crushed you.
    57

  • Π¨ΓŽΕΔΞ£ΠœΞ›Π™

    Your family throws a surprise party for you and all your friends are there. You arrive home and the lights are all off in the house, as you step in the front door, all lights fling on and everyone yells SURPRISE! That's when you suffer a heart attack and collapse to the ground and die looking at everyone who came to wish you a great birthday.

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