💀250 Ways to Die💀

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  • 🍺Squirrel+Pig🍺

    ....and 195 to go.

  • 🌟 ℕᎾℛᏆℋ💫ЅᏆᎯℛ 🌟

    Eaten alive by Mosquitos
    194 to go

  • шΞΛᔖΞĿ

    Running away from swarm of Mosquitos, run into herd of rabid Squirrel Pigs.
    193

  • ШÎŁĐΣМΛЙ

    👨You're driving your 🚗car approaching a busy intersection only to see three 💃👯protitutes 👊fighting on the sidewalk ripping at each other's clothes and exposing titties, pulling hair and generally acting in a way that leaves you 💭distracted long enough to not notice the rocket fuel filled 🚛truck in the intersection as you tbone the tanker causing an 💥explosion big enough to end the initial protitutes fight you rubber necked for and kill everyone in the intersection, Way to go 👏
    192 ways left to die.

  • 4nick8r

    Dump truck full of Thai hookers & blow. It is a
    hell of a night, but alas, your last.
    191 to go

  • шΞΛᔖΞĿ

    ШÎŁĐΣМΛЙ wrote:

    👨You're driving your 🚗car approaching a busy intersection only to see three 💃👯protitutes 👊fighting on the sidewalk ripping at each other's clothes and exposing titties, pulling hair and generally acting in a way that leaves you 💭distracted long enough to not notice the rocket fuel filled 🚛truck in the intersection as you tbone the tanker causing an 💥explosion big enough to end the initial protitutes fight you rubber necked for and kill everyone in the intersection, Way to go 👏 192 ways left to die.

    A triumphant return to the forums!

  • 🌟 ℕᎾℛᏆℋ💫ЅᏆᎯℛ 🌟

    You are killed by the stereotypical cop for being black... Because that's obviously what cops are into😜
    190 to go

  • [dday]

    Heading down the Oregon Trail with your family, you die of dysentery.
    189 to go.

  • 👥༌β⁕ввея༌ᏭᏭᏎ™

    Went skiing and slammed into a tree at full speed, breaking most of the bones in your body.
    188 to go.

  • Real MF

    Trying to get in the Guiness Book of world records you attempt to become the first person to be bored to death. You succeed.

    194 to go

  • 👥༌β⁕ввея༌ᏭᏭᏎ™

    MattFoley wrote:

    Trying to get in the Guiness Book of world records you attempt to become the first person to be bored to death. You succeed.

    194 to go

    The town got together and stoned you to death for not realizing there was another page.
    186 to go.

  • Real MF

    Became a zombie and ate all the townspeople only to then starve to death because there weren't anymore townspeople.

    185

  • ♠️💀ØŪTŁÅŴ💀♣️

    Your driving down the highway following a semi carrying a load of logs, you get a txt from your dealer telling you he has that good shit and as you look back at the road one of the logs has rattled loose and ploughs through your windscreen severing your head before you even get to tase that sweet bud!
    😗👌😗💨

  • [dday]

    Be a tree. Get cut down by a logger and later loaded on a semi.
    183 to go.

  • 👥༌β⁕ввея༌ᏭᏭᏎ™

    A man was cutting a tree down and forgot to yell "Timber!". The tree fell on you.
    182 to go.

  • SLiNKY

    Bobber forgot his bobber whilst fishing. He could feel the line pulling but couldn't see where it was because, well, he had no bobber. So he decided to jump into the water after the fish. After spending about ten minutes searching for the wayward fish, he spots something in the lake. Quickly, Bobber dives towards it. He comes closer and sees it's not what he thought it was. It was an alien living in the water and the alien shot Bobber for "Trespassin' on me damn lawn".

    181

  • ШÎŁĐΣМΛЙ

    The 💉shot of NOS in your 🚗💨Honda Civic blows the engine apart at the quick rip around the parking lot as you attempt to impress the 👫crowd👬 at the local import car show gathering at HomeDepot. You survive the 💥explosion but 😵die of head trauma cause there's a 📺TV screen where the airbag should be when your 🚗car collided with a brick wall.

  • 🌟 ℕᎾℛᏆℋ💫ЅᏆᎯℛ 🌟

    Your just biking to work when a car comes around the corner. You tap the front breaks and go head over heels through the cars back seat windows
    🚘🚴💨
    179 to go

  • [dday]

    You're driving to work one day, and accidentally hit a cyclist who was texting instead of watching where he was going. He lands in the back seat, dead immediately from the broken glass in his various organs and the head trauma. You, fortunately, are uninjured, but unfortunately the court rules that the collision was your fault, despite the fact that the cyclist was texting on the road, so you are made to pay for the repairs. You decide to pay upfront and honestly, but this cost throws your entire budget out of whack. You spend the next three nights awake, worrying about your finances, and eventually die of stress the next day.
    178 to go.

  • SLiNKY

    dday unknowingly walks into a live reenactment of D-Day.

    177

  • 🌟 ℕᎾℛᏆℋ💫ЅᏆᎯℛ 🌟

    Your boat capsizes in an unpopular cove. You swim to shore and survive for 2 weeks before the elements overpower your body and you die of hypothermia.
    176 left

  • [dday]

    Someone shoots you in the face for no apparent reason.
    175 left.

  • TΛ͒T

    You try to shoot someone in the face for no apparent reason but the gun jams and misfires blowing off your own face
    174 to go

  • шΞΛᔖΞĿ

    You are on your way to the pawn shop with you box full of samauri swords when you trip over dday's body. You stumble, but gain composure without mishap. Proud of your cat-like reflexes you turn to continue down the street only to trip over Qweeter's bloody corpse and collapse onto your box-o-weapons.
    173

  • 👥༌β⁕ввея༌ᏭᏭᏎ™

    You watch Qweeter get shot in the face, Dday accidentally blow his own face off, and Tat trip over their dead bodies and land on his own box-o-weapons. You walk over to Tat's body and roll him off of the box, then you proceed to take the box of weapons to the pawn shop and sell them for a pretty penny. The money you got from the weapons solves your financial troubles and you go on to start your own business.

    You marry a gorgeous woman, have three kids, grow old, and die in your sleep.
    172 to go.

  • TΛ͒T

    Ha. You got all the bases covered in that one

  • 🌟 ℕᎾℛᏆℋ💫ЅᏆᎯℛ 🌟

    Grenade blows up in your mouth because Hollywood deaths are so realistic.
    193 to go

  • шΞΛᔖΞĿ

    Bobber blows up in your mouth because Hollywood Gay Porn is so realistic.
    192

  • 👥༌β⁕ввея༌ᏭᏭᏎ™

    You get stabbed 192 times.
    168 to go.

  • ՍИƉΞЯΤΑΚΞЯ ⁶⁵

    Sliped on a banana peel.
    167 left

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